25.25 May 7, 2010

Our Polished Silver Gleaming

All the preparations were in order for the most elegant and decadent banquet in all the land. Too bad I forgot to send the invitations.

25.25 May 6, 2010

I ain't no Little Miss Muffet, yo!

The spider swung down and tapped me with its hairy leg.
"Hey man, you gonna eat that?"
Naturally, I offered it some tea and scones.

25.25 May 5, 2010

Now that's one spicy taco, amigo!

He told me it was mild salsa, so I slathered it on like butter on bread. I didn't realize that he failed Spanish in highschool.

25.25 May 4, 2010

Crimson Stars Dance By My Head

It was my first time flying solo in outer space. I was so excited. Maybe I was too excited. I forgot to scan for pirates.

25.25 May 3, 2010

Bob took aim and then he shot me!

So there's I was, just a walkin' down the sidewalk 'tween Fourth and Maple, when dude pulls up alongside me and... bam! ...snaps my picture.

Silly Limerick Sunday #8

Maybe I should close my mouth and stop staring...

I happened to enter a clearing
where stood with a smile so endearing
a lady so fair
with crown on her hair
of roses and violets so cheering

Haiku of the Month #2

Madonna in May

clear crystalline glass
heart singing with light and warmth
hymns to the blue queen